Alexa

p-oison-lips:

just saying.

p-oison-lips:

just saying.

*hears noises at night*:

well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*:

I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*:

I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*:

here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*:

don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*:

great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*:

I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*:

shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

wondersaremany:

リアル (REAL)
井上雄彦 (Inoue Takehiko), 2011. 集英社 (Shueisha Inc.).
(READ RIGHT TO LEFT)

dreamingawakeofmelodies:

The Tracey Fragments (2007)

(Fuente: wowza-wowzers)

soldner-der-freiheit:

help i am dying

god staph

soldner-der-freiheit:

help i am dying

god staph

kr0npr1nz:

#sincity Marv doodle!

kr0npr1nz:

#sincity Marv doodle!

(vía artandweas)


“Is someone different at age 18 or 60? I believe one stays the same.” 
- Hayao Miyazaki

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(vía guardianrock)

same.

(Fuente: yoongi-min, vía fyeahfunnykpopgifs)

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

esto deberia ser el titulo de mi auto biografia

(vía thenamelessboy)